Saturday, November 28, 2015

 

Tourists Everywhere: Take Notice


Come to the Olympics!
Brazilian authorities know that Homicide, Armed Robbery, Rape, Kidnapping, Lousy Transportation, and occasional Strikes and Demonstrations will simply not satisfy the most demanding masochists out there, so they will provide you with Zika, which is a lovely disease which aside from body rashes and discomfort comes with the added bonuses of aftereffects such as Guillain-BarrĂ© Syndrome (it will leave you paralyzed!) and, if you are pregnant, may cause Microcephaly in your baby (you can only get this one here!). And there is also Dengue, and Chikungunya too, so what are you waiting for? COME QUICK!

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